Yikes, it's been a while. (Knock. Knock.) Anybody in there? Hello from the frozen wastelands of South Louisiana. Ok, let's start over. Hello. It's winter and I miss the sun. These days it slinks low a

Let me just start by saying, I did not want to see this film. Absolutely zero interest. I didn't even bother to watch any of the trailers, which explains why I thought it was yet another version of th